now there's sentiment i didn't think i would ever have to express

"Fred!" (Fred is my almost-4 year old basset hound) "Don't eat the tampon!"

But then again you wouldn't expect me to have to tell him not to eat the Styrofoam or the plastic bags either. Yeah, he’s a dumbass.

And, btw, Stevie Wonder singing 'Ave Maria'... Yeah, bizarre.

Without you here, there is less to say.
I don't want you thinking I'm unhappy.
What is closer to the truth?
But if I live to a hundred and two
I just don't think I'll ever get over you.