ok, so i am dinking some vodka (sky) because my bf suggested i drink A little because people at work (god damn you) asked me to be there on a day off I asked for In novEMber.

hahahHA they won't ask me to wokr on a day off AGAiN!~! at least not whan i come in with a hangover. hahahah.

anyway, I dounf this funny:

Too Funny

Okay, this stuff was too funny, to me anyway. So, I know many people won't get half this stuff, but if you do understand any of it, post it in your journal too!


- If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Minnesota.

- If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Minnesota.

- If you have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy", you might live in Minnesota.

- If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Minnesota.

- If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Minnesota.

- If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Minnesota.

- If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota.

- If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina and Shakopee, you might live in Minnesota.

- If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Minnesota.

- "Vacation" means going up north past Brainerd for the weekend.

- You measure distance in hours.

- You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

- You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

- You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

- You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.

- You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

- You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison.

- You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

- There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time.

- You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

- You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

- You can identify a southern or eastern accent.

- You consider Minneapolis exotic.

- Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.

- Down South to you means Iowa.

- A brat is something you eat.

- You go out to a fish fry every Friday.

- You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."


yeah., laugh or don't. i am enjoying my clean blue YUKCY csky!

bye,